What is Marketing?

Do you think that marketing terms can apply when we meet up gorgeous girl at a party? Is very nice article that i received from my friends.

  1. Direct Marketing
  2. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ” I am very rich. Marry me! ”

  3. Advertising
  4. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ” He’s very rich. Marry him.”

  5. Telemarketing
  6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ” Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”

  7. Public Relations
  8. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me”?

  9. Brand Recognition
  10. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! Me?”

  11. Customer Feedback
  12. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

  13. Demand and supply gap
  14. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.

  15. Competition eating into your market share
  16. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.

  17. Restriction for entering new markets
  18. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives.

That’s amazing of marketing terms used in our life when you twist and turn it. Hope you enjoy this article.